If you haven't seen any articles already regarding the new fall line of kid's clothes from Beyoncé don't worry because you will be overly informed after my article.  Apparently Beyoncé, of singing and acting fame, has released a new line of children's clothes, The Deréon Girls Collection by House of Deréon, directed at giving little girls an opportunity to wear some of today's highest fashion designs (laughable) at a very young age.  Can anyone say "bad idea?"

Setting the Stage 

 Remember that scene in Pulp Fiction where Brad talks in circles and Jules gets uber upset and shoots him?  You know the Kahuna Burger scene?  If you haven't seen Pulp Fiction I will set this up in terms so that you can understand.  One party says something so ridiculous that it makes another second party hostile and super angry.  Gun play ensues and the first party is quite dead while the second party is left unscathed from the fray.  In this scenario

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So, I have been meaning to write about something that is both a bonus and a cross to bear for stay at home dads--facial hair. Personally, I hate shaving, but I like the fresh feeling that one receives after a nice shave.  Shaving ones face is just not natural.  Did the dinosaurs do it?  I think not.  Shaving irritates my skin because it's just plain wrong.  Seriously, who thought this one up.  The guy was all like, "Oh, I got it!  Let's sharpen metal and rub it all around our jugulars.  Then we can splash ourselves with an alcohol based product to intensify the discomfort we feel from uprooting perfectly awesome facial hair."  Anyways, as a stay at home dad I tip-toe a line of social acceptance.  I find little reason to bathe (oops) shave.  I do shower everyday, but shavinig...what's the point?  If I wanted more irritation in my life I would

Hell week came and went and I am happy to say that I survived with my sanity.  Many of you out there are scratching your heads asking, "Joeprah, what is hell week?"  Let me define it for you: 

 Legendary, epic, friggin' insane are all things people say to describe the week I just lived through.  Let me start by saying my week wasn't horrible in the traditional

I woke up this morning to finish a post and upload a video onto YouTube (shhh) only to find I have been banned from the site. All my old videos are currently down, but I will have them back up and running soon.  Let me take this moment to explain what happened.  YouTube, bless their hearts, is a great tool and very useful in a pinch, but they are constantly bombarded by Viacom to protect their holier than thou Copyrighted content.  Here is where I get really #@$%ing confused, why am I banned?  I tried to post a Yo Gabba Gabba video, as pathetic as that sounds and as hard as it was for me to type those letters together in that sequence without laughing--its true, and even though there are like a thousand Yo Gabba Gabba videos on YouTube, which is why I uploaded mine (again I am pathetic) assuming their would be no issue.  I find today that my account has been permanently disabled.  WTF!