I Love Graco and Graco Loves Me

on Wednesday, 25 June 2008. Posted in Rants

Holy Crap I'm Cool So, it happened.  I have always expected someone else would realize a universal truth I knew all along--I am very cool.  I kinda hoped that it wouldn't take 33 years...eh, oh well--it still happened.  Graco, like a white knight, swooped down out of nowhere and offereJune 2008 Calendard me a spot in a new campaign of theirs.  The trip was a Monday through Wednesday commitment and it was short notice so I had to make sure I was free to take on this amazing opportunity.  Paging through my calendar, I noticed somewhat of a pattern.  I have nothing going on--ever.  However

The Legend of the Poo Ball

on Monday, 23 June 2008. Posted in Rants

Guest post by Pete, photographer and dad, from mygpscameraphone.com  

Back when our eldest was the ripe old age of two years, we - being first-time parents - decided that since she was developing so quickly, it must be time to potty train. No, she didn't show any signs of wanting to actually use the potty, but that was irrelevant. Being first-time parents, we knew everything. It was time for the kid to step up to the porcelain waste repository.

L.A. Times Joeprah?

on Monday, 16 June 2008. Posted in Rants

LA Times

I got a really cool mention in the online version of the LA Times. Somehow Tami Dennis found my blog and wrote a really cool snippet referring to my blog. Of course I couldn't be happier. Awesome.

Tiger Woods is Ridiculous

on Saturday, 14 June 2008. Posted in Rants

Tiger Woods, I am convinced, is either one of three things A) an alien from outer space, B) the Devil, or C) the single most talented athlete the world has ever seen.  It is stupid how this guy rolls.  Did anyone see the third round coverage of the US Open?  Tiger was obviously laboring through the round as he continues to recover from a recent knee surgery and somehow this guy turns in a miraculous birdie on 17 and a stupid/crazy/amazing eagle on 18.  If you don't know anything about golf...trust me, this guy is on another planet.  He has the 54 hole lead at the Open and he clearly playing on one good leg.  Check the video if you don't believe me.

Imitation is the Sincerest Form of Flattery

on Monday, 02 June 2008. Posted in Rants

The Chick-Fil-A Chicken SandwichHas anyone noticed the new ad campaign McDonald’s has been running?  You know the one on all the billboards and commercials?  I’m talking about the Southern- Style Chicken campaign. McDonald’s has just gone nationwide with two new products: The Southern-Style Chicken Sandwich, and the Southern-Style Chicken Biscuit. 

My Disclaimer

I make no apologies for my blog. I make no claims to be accurate, influential, harmless, harmful or impervious to criticism. Like Mel Brooks once said...

Read More...

Daddy Where's Your Vagina Ad

Latest Comments

No comments found

We provide you with an excellent choice of great value cover to suit yourtravel insuranceneeds. Single trip travel insurance from only £7.76 or you can enjoy annual travel insurance cover.

Get 10% off our comprehensive car insurance online and 50% off our breakdown cover!

Apply at MORE TH>N and we'll give you the best quote from our panel of leading insurers to help find you the cheapest life insurance policy. Prices start from only £5 a month.

With our home insurance policy, when you buy buildings insurance, we'll give you contents insurance up to £75,000 absolutely free!

Buy van insurance and benefit from up to a 20% discount when you buy online.

Buy pet insurance online and benefit from a 20% discount! From 8 weeks old onwards, your pet cat or dog will be covered regardless of its age (covers each new illness or injury up to £7000).

Creative Commons License
Joeprah by Joe Schatz is licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution-Noncommercial-No Derivative Works 3.0 United States License. Permissions beyond the scope of this license may be available at http://www.joeprah.com