**The Joeprah Disclaimer**

I make no apologies for my blog. I make no claims to be accurate, influential, harmless, harmful or impervious to criticism. Like Mel Brooks once said, "We all become what we mock," and in that vein I will not say that I am 100% sure about anything in fear that I most certain that if you look hard enough you may find some or many areas of disagreement. That's fine. We are all imperfect, it just so happens that I am trying harder than most to be proven wrong.

From time to time, I will find it necessary to link to outside websites and in doing so I may inadvertently link to something you find distasteful, lewd, crude ands socially unacceptable. That's what you get for clicking. Sometimes I may even be paid to host links on my site that land on random sites and I can not be held responsible for making money--I just can't. Also, sometimes folks linking to my site have tastes that can only be categorized as fringe or abnormal--I can't control the actions of others, especially those who aren't my offspring. If I have a trouble getting my daughters to clean their rooms, then it is fairly reasonable to assume that I can't control or even slightly modify the behavior of Internet rascals.

The images you see on this site are either mine or those I have found through creative common searches on the Internet. The images, to the best of my knowledge, are mine to use. If you disagree--let me know and we can work that out. If you find an image of yours that hasn't properly given credit to you as the source, feel free to contact me so we can correct.

What you see here is my opinion. I am entitled to an opinion and I shall not be held libel for voicing my opinion as I do not intend on offending any group with what I express on the pages of my weblog. Included in these groups are actors, politicians, religions, ethnicities, the boy-scouts, the NFL, all other clubs, the Boston Red Sox, anyone from Boston or New York, Apple, Microsoft, Blogher, and any other big time organization that could ruin a person with a legal action. 

Comments on this blog are often times the work of outsiders and I can not be held responsible for the actions of strangers. It isn't my responsibility to monitor crazy commenters or to delete abusive comments. If you find something abusive or offensive in the comment section of my blog you are more than welcome to leave and never return.

Let me be clear, it is my intention to inform, entertain and express myself on this weblog--not to harm, maim or injure individuals with stories of tremendous bowel movements or tales of disturbing diapers.

If I am ever reimbursed for something I do on my blog, I will let you know. I will from time to time review items given to me by manufactures, sales teams and strangers. It is up to you to decide whether or not my reviews are accurate or entertaining. In other words, don't hate because I get stuff.

To those non-English speaking friends of mine, do not become excited and or ticked off because a word I wrote in English means something defamatory in your own language whether or not I spelled the word correctly in my native tongue. I am not looking to send hidden messages or taunt other nations, I embrace the fact that I am an English speaker from the USA as much as you embrace the culture from which you hale. We should all be able to get along.

I will not be held responsible for damages exceeding $.01  (U.S.) from content on my blog.

Finally, if you feel that reading Joeprah is bringing you down—stay away. If, however, you enjoy my site—stick around—because there is more on the way, and the sun has just begun to rise on our time together.