For those of you that have slept in a cave for the last 10 years, you may have missed the fact that Tiger Woods is the most exciting thing going in the world of sports today.  Period.  If you are an ice-fishermen who only pays attention to that sport of which you participate, and have no concept of the drama being played out on the golf course, I am here to assist you.  Golf is where you hit a ball

I, by nature, am a human.  I have a deep respect for other humans especially my peers.  There are times that I lose this respect, and the one peer group that has disappointed me the most (well second most) is stay at home moms.  There is still much to learn about this large sub group of humans, but what we do know about them is this:

Somethings make me smile more than others.  Seeing a grown up using a kids' toy as a tool always brightens my day.  I have done this myself many times because A) I have opposable thumbs and B) my IQ is staggering.  Now that I said my IQ is staggering I will mispell at least ten words.  Back to the toys, I have used toys to stand on to reach things around my house, I have used them to help me reach things under our couch, and I have used toys to help me see in the dark.  Toys seem to come in handy more than you would think.  I also think that little baby toys, due to their sturdiness, are capable of being used more often.  As children get older the toys get smaller and less useful.  I mean, what the heck am I going to use a "Littlest Pet Shop" for?  Anyways,

You may remember the rap tune that had the refrain "you down with OPP," well OPK is a carefully constructed acronym based off that same high-brow formula.  Where OPP had a more licentious connotation, OPK is not even licentious in how you connote it.  Word.  Everyone keeps asking me, "Joeprah, what is OPK?"  I personally can't stand the attention, but being a full-time genius means that sometimes you have to explain yourself. 

OPK - Other Peoples Kids 

OPK is the term that can be used by all those people in the world that on occasion (or more than that) take on the added responsibility of watching "other people's kids."  We all do it from time to time and I have made some observations regarding this phenomenon.

Red Pandas are awesome.  Watch the following instructional video: