In this episode, Professor Toddler takes to the great outdoors.  Enjoy this video compliments of team Joeprah.  Happy Friday and here comes the weekend, enjoy it!

As a parent in the age of technology I inevitably have set my kids down in front of a TV show once or twice (or maybe many hundreds of thousands of times more than that) and it always scares me to see what happens to the kids once they begin to watch a show.  They turn into something else, something frightening.  Why write about it when I can just show you what I mean in video format. Enjoy this movie which is part metaphor, part entertainment, part some other thing I can't think of.  Scary stuff.

I apologize, I have been absent for over 48 hours and my google reader is filled with blogs I need to read.  I had a busy weekend.  We hosted a birthday party/slumber party for our oldest daughter complete with relay races and dancing competitions, nail painting and movies, pizza and cake (not to mention all the snacks needed to make a slumber party a success).  Anyways, I am lame and haven't posted anything about it.  Tomorrow.  As for now, I leave you with this fine video documenting the tale of the "Broken DVD Player."

I love my kids.  They rule.  Sometimes though, they push my buttons.  You know, like when you just got done cleaning the house and they run through with mud on their shoes.  Well, mine would never do that out of fear for their lives.  The things they do are subtle and yet still very destructive. They plant little 'bombs' all around the house for me to find, and most often I find these 'bombs' when its too late.  That sufficiently sets the picture I believe.

This is a series that I owe all to my good friend Momo.  She had a post the other day that reminded me of a log I was keeping of all the crazy things I have said to my kids in my short tenure as a parent.  You know, parental type things like, "Get your feet out of your milk!" or "Don't ride your car on the wall!" or "Don't put your finger in your ear, who knows where that thing has been!"  Anyways, instead of use my old material, I will just call upon fate to provide me with content.  This shouldn't be a problem, because A) my kids routinely do stupid things, and B) I am not shy in calling them out on being thick headed.  Anwyays,