In this episode, Professor Toddler visits the world of music to bring us another word in "toddlerese."  Sit back and enjoy another cute video courtesy of Team Joeprah.

So, tomorrow I have an exterminator coming out to look at our ant problem.  We have ants, not many and not the big ones.  We have little annoying ants.  For the first three years in our new house I was able to battle them tooth and claw and I was always able to mount a superior defense (albeit temporary) against these little buggers using my trusty caulk gun and bug spray.  When they would come in for the next attack I was always able to find out how and stop them cold.  You know the dad in the movie "Christmas Story?"  How fanatical he was with fuses?  That's me and bugs.

Two days ago my two youngest girls and I were about to eat some lunch and I captured this hilarious scene.  Peace.

After being in the playgroup circuit for over 7 years, I have started to discover that certain conversations and certain words are more an affront to me as a Chuck Norris fearing dude.  I, like all guys, compete, so I have created a game that all men everywhere can partake in if they ever go to a playgroup.  

Now, for some unknown reason, ladies think that playgroups are both "gossip time" and also time to talk about their pregnancies so I have created a list of key words and their respective point totals in a game format so that you, an average guy, can find out just how much estrogen you have been exposed to. The point system below was devised based on how difficult certain words are to hear for a guy.  Here is how the scoring system works: